Confessions of a Barista

I've never had a cappuccino, 

nor have I had a macchiato.

I've never had a latte,

nor a mocha latte,

but better latte than never, right?

I've never had a gibraltar,

nor a straight espresso shot,

I've never had a americano,

nor a steaming hot breve,

but better be breve, than scared of it, right?