This year I made a list of 100 things homeschoolers love!
- They have textbooks on every subject
- They love Adventures in Odessey
- They are experts at making paper snowflakes
- They purportedly have lots of kids
- They are thought to be super-scholars which can be true here and there
- They love skirts
- They are clever with arts and crafts
- They make any school supply store look bad
- They can be found in the city or the country
- They love jumping in the car for fun road trips
- They can be found in pajamas during math class
- They usually have 1 teacher
- They have an abundances of books
- They usually make their own school lunches
- They might have several hymn books in the house
- They like making dinner together
- They take turns doing laundry
- They love The Little House on the Prairie series
- They also share toys
- They make at least one set of fall leaf place mats every year
- They enjoy coloring, reading, and puzzles
- They can be rigid scholars
- They can be free style
- They might take college courses for the last 2 years of high school
- They usually have glue sticks on the table
- They can quote Princess Bride forwards and backwards
- They have every Sunday school paper from their Church
- They take time to work together every day
- They have library receipts miles long
- They enjoy birthdays for the sweets
- They have candy on only special occasions
- They use newborn clothes for baby dolls
- They know how to make baby food blindfolded
- They have enough crayons for all the public schools in the area
- They most likely have a climbing tree/tree house in their yard
- They have read almost every classic, including War and Peace
- They have a small stock in diapers
- They take time to help others in need
- They work hard to earn money for things they want
- They spend time with there siblings
- They often learn how to play instruments
- They aren't allowed to date until 18 at least, their Dad's say 45
- They have every color of crayola memorized
- They own over 50 tote bags
- They have one important bag: the diaper bag
- They use their good china only at Christmas and Thanksgiving
- They collect board games
- They save every Christmas ornament they've ever made
- They watch movies on special occasions
- They don't approve of smoking
- They rarely go out to eat
- They have read The Lord of the Rings trilogy and The Hobbit
- They love coupons
- They have a home economics class every day
- They specialize in foreign languages
- They know how to treat every bump, bruise, and fever with home remedies
- They have at least 2 pets
- They usually have or own at least one goldfish
- They can recognize at least 15 different types of bugs
- They own at least 2 dozen plastic cups
- They use Saxon frequently
- They are experts at homemade play dough
- They can count to ten in English, French, and Spanish
- They know how to survive on wild plants
- They can tell the difference from geese and ducks in flight
- They know the definition of condensation at age 3
- They have read Narnia more than once
- They are vivacious readers
- They love to share a bowl of popcorn
- They are purported to be isolated which not always true
- They have many ways to release energy
- They are homemakers by age 16
- They don't always understand the concept and irony of Facebook
- They usually don't have cable
- They love collecting specimens whether they be flies, fossils, or feathers
- They can quote the Bible
- They are very competitive
- They can be actively involved with their Church
- They know how to use marionettes
- They have home schooled and public schooled friends
- They are fans of Blimey Cow
- They can make oatmeal in 15 different ways and flavors
- They use Google as a verb
- They know how to prepare a dinner for up to 12 or more people
- They rely on their gardens for tasty veggies
- They don't enjoy Saturday mornings unless they watch Veggie Tales
- They love Mondays for Messy Mondays
- They are often good at stocking up on food
- They can define any verb
- They know how to run a house smoothly
- They are have at least 3 dictionaries
- They think errand day is the best day
- They often hole up with a book
- They own several black boards and slates
- They love to play outside
- They know what the McGuffey readers are
- They have imagination
- They fall in love with the smell of fresh, new school books
- They know every squeak and footstep in their household
- They will always be homeschoolers!
I love these Moriah! :) You like Blimey Cow too?? :) I love them! :D
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Hannah
I love Blimey Cow!
DeleteOut of the 100 things homeschoolers "love", only 8 actually said they love doing such and such. It should have been just facts about homeschoolers. And most of the facts are true for Christians, not just homeschoolers. There are non-Christian homeschoolers, you know.
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