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News travels quickly when a sneaky evil 2 year old tackles a cat thats half her weight.
The evil 2 year old took down a cat today that was twice as big as her. The 15lb cat ran from the scene when she loosed her death grip. The child was saddened by the loss of the cat but the opposite side of the equation, the cat was relieved immensely. The reporters sped to the scene of the crime but found no one who would talk about the event.
But who would guess the chain reaction among the village. Kitties were and are being snatched up right and left!
Many kitties are trying to run for safety, but the shopping carts nab them faster.
A warning to cats and their owners to keep their cats in safe places where kitty bandits won't find them. We would give you some recommendations, but unfortunately I can't due to the.....
Ansel the reporter has been taken, I repeat, Ansel the reporter has been taken.
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